the kids were outside helping dad with some yard work. all of a sudden, she busts through the garage door.
mom: what's the matter?
k: dad said i'm one of the guys.
she shows me her dirty hands.
mom: yeah, so? what's the matter?
k: i'm not a guy. i'm a woman.
she washes her hands, jumps down from the stool, and puts her hands on her hips.
k: there. now, i'm a woman again. everything's under control.
she's a fiesty one, alright.