
i climbed on my sister's table and watched daddy drive away to work.
i had hot dogs for breakfast and got ketchup all over my shirt.
i put my diaper in the toilet and tried to flush it. it didn't work, so i did it 3-4 more times until mommy screamed.

i tried to start a fire.
i wouldn't stay in the shopping cart at wal-mart because it is so much more fun running up and down the aisles.
i opened a new box of pringles, the one i was shaking throughout wal-mart, and dumped it on the ground because i was so hungry.

i had dinner on the patio, which later spilled all over the ground. that was totally not my fault...well, maybe a little.

i tried to fit into daddy's shoes.
i took all the caps off all the markers and wrote all over my table and my sister's clipboard.

i still wasn't happy so i used the markers all over my face and got my sister to do the same.
i got out of the bathtub so that i could pull a whole bunch of toilet paper back in the tub with me.
mommy stopped taking pictures and put me straight into bed. i think she might be a tiny bit mad.
i know if i cry enough and say "sorry" in my best little voice and tell her i'll give her a kiss, she won't be mad anymore.
uh-oh. she's still mad.
i better wait until the morning. good night.
Posted by Judy at March 26, 2008 08:11 PM